Summoned Battle Chicken
From Ars Magica
|Summoned Battle Chicken|
|Experience Points||*Need Info*|
The story of Sir Clucksalot, by Xyphius:
The chickens were running wild! Faster than anyone had ever anticipated.
"GO CHICKENS GO"
Sir ClucksALot was a military general for a local grocery store. There he often stocked the shelves with various types of beef, fish, and the occasional car parts. The local chicken race was a grand event that everyone from all over would gather and watch. Sir ClucksALot was a huge fan and had even changed his name from "Vlad I HateChickens" to "Sir ClucksALot". No-one was really sure the origin of his original name, or even his new one.
The chicken race was over and no chicken won, because of the angry wolf that entered the ring.
Everyone enjoyed the race anyway.
Sir ClucksALot pointed at a slow moving horse that was headed towards the chicken raceway. No-one liked that particular horse because he was often ruining everyone's party. The horse finally reached the raceway by the end of the next week which caused it to collapse into nothing but dust.
Sir ClucksALot became very upset at this fact and ran away from his home town crying.
He ran for 12 days, 5 hours, 14 minutes and 36 seconds before arriving at a bus station.
He took the next bus back to the town.
Upon his return Herobrine was there, causing a riot with various zombies, skeletons, spiders, and even creepers. The town was a mess.
Sir ClucksALot drew a 7 of hearts from his pocket and threw it on the ground. In a flash of light, 7 chickens spawned and started running around.
The children in the audience were happy to see this and began shouting "GO CHICKENS GO"
This reminded Sir ClucksALot of all the times he had when he used to watch the chickens race in his favourite raceway.
He shed a tear, and as the tear hit the ground, he turned into a chicken himself, still dressed in most of his military gear.
And do you know what happens next?
The coffee pot never finished this story; it continued to sit on top of the confused chair for the next 30 years. The company at which these objects resided eventually went bankrupt and had to liquidate everything they had. The coffee pot was sold off separately from the chair, and they were never to be seen together again.
The battle chicken is a fierce warrior that can be summoned using the Summon Battle Chicken spell. It will follow the player, and defend them against mobs. If left without anything to do, it will die (probably of the fact that it has no use anymore). The battle chicken is extremely fast moving, and very resilient.
- Summoned by hitting a chicken with a crystal wrench (Invalid information)